I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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