normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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