rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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