Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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