Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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