About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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