Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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