5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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