I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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