Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
