I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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