just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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