Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm going to jail i love you
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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