Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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