its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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