Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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