please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
