So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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