He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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