Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i came on her dog
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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