The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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