What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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