You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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