ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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