Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
