in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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