I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I have post one night stand depression
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