Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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