You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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