I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
you never un-have a 4some
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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