Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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