i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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