Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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