Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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