There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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