Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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