but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Randomize
