Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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