he wants to bone in the snuggie
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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