Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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