The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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