I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Actions speak louder than pants.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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