it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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