called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
