i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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