I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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