dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Nicole vs. Life
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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