What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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