Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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