You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
did i walk over a car last night?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I can feel your judgement through the phone
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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